Is there a Mushroom Conspiracy?

The details:

1. Stoned ape theory. (https://science.howstuffworks.com/life/evolution/stoned-ape-hypothesis.htm)
2. You can only buy one type of mushroom (at most stores) and they even call it different names (portobello, button, baby bella, crimini) these are all the same mushroom.
3. Mushrooms are claimed by many to be medicine. They seem to be full of nutrients and everyone is scared of them.
4. The best medicine we have is antibiotics and it comes from fungus. Why wouldn’t other fungus fight other bacteria’s and viruses? Well they do. People aren’t educated about them and fear them.
5. Mycologists/Geologist believe the entire earths crust is covered in mycelium (https://www.geologyin.com/2020/03/when-giant-mushrooms-ruled-earth.html). Sometimes I wonder if they are responsible for the evolution of all things; if they make planets living if you will. We should send them to Mars and Venus and the moon.
6. Even the rain needs mushrooms. The clouds can’t hold water without enough debris and the majority of that debris is spores.
7. Every breath you take has spores. (https://midwestmary.com/2021/07/13/fungi-in-every-breath-you-take/)
8. In ancient China and ancient Egypt mushrooms were only for royalty commoners (the people) were punished for having them.
9. On the Joe Rogan show with Paul stamets, Paul had to stop the conversation when joe was prying for info on portobello mushrooms, and he said, “I can’t talk about this because I could get killed” (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mPqWstVnRjQ)
10. The oldest mushroom fossil dates back 800 million to a billion years old….these things are incredibly evolved and don’t even need to have sex (and they even look like a penis when they spread their “seed”). You can break them apart and more will grow and faster. This is even a cultivation method. To put you in perspective, we only date back around 300,000 years.
11. Meta-Center Supporters from around the world have been reporting to us the wonderful affects that our mushrooms have had wonderful effects and have assisted with their wellness regiments.
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    2. Reishi Mushroom Traditional
    3. Cordyceps
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12. A lot of people believe you can travel to different planets and areas in space when you eat psychedelic mushrooms.
13. There are fungi in the rainforest that target specific animals when they get too overpopulated and balance out the nature so to say.
14. Maria Sabina is a Mexican shaman who gave mushrooms to celebrities and royalty once westerners discovered them for enlightenment. The Beatles and Rockefeller even got mushrooms from her.
15. Is this why the Super Mario Bros franchise is so successful? Because Mario knew the secret of the mushrooms while fighting our reptilian overlords?
16. There are mushroom cave paintings around the world depicting bulls and mushrooms on the ground. Could this imply that they ate mushrooms and became artistic and were explaining that?
17. There are pictures of Jesus with mushrooms in stained glass windows at very popular historic churches around the world.
18. LSD is also a fungus-derived drug made with ergotamine. ergotamine comes from Claviceps fungus.
19. Ergotamine is also used in a migraine medicine called cafergot. it was obsoleted in the 90s with the introduction of sumatriptan but it still works for many people.
20. If you look up why psilocybin exists, the popular consensus is that it’s a poison to keep bugs and animals away. What I’ve seen is that they love it, I have seen families of centipedes come out from inside them. I have seen plenty of fire ant colony’s build their ant hill over a turd a day after I picked giant mushrooms out of it. Squirrels eat them. Snails love them. Everyone knows the nat flys love them.
21. Cordycept mushrooms take over the minds of insects and are parasitic to the insect. Paul stamets developed a way to rid termites forever and it is not used because it solves the problem completely. I sometimes wonder if psychedelic mushrooms are a symbiotic relationship when we eat them 🤷‍♂️
22. It is illegal to possess psychedelic mushrooms but not deathcaps or destroying angels. What is the real agenda here is it really safety?

Does anyone agree with this?

Let me know your thoughts.